Though Chris Young does not seem like a dangerous man, he is responsible for leaving the city of Vallejo in ruins. Friday marked Chris' 20th birthday, but despite plenty of birthday wishes via "loving" friends on Facebook, Chris Young was not satisfied. In a matter of 2 hours the young crazy Young, shot off 20 heat infused cannons in several directions of Vallejo neighborhoods. Though no witnesses have come forth yet, Matt Tuite, an upset residence of downtown Vallejo, complains, "They just remodeled my neighborhood and then some bastard just bombarges it with a cannon. Sick." He then went on to groan, cuss, and make several other textbook Tewie noises...
Alright, alright here's what really happened...
Happy B-day Yung Yung C. Young!
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